If you already did, then you now understand what I meant. Don't pay for it, don't even watch it for free. Don't expect good titillation, gore or fun. This review is already too long for such a piece of manure.
And this is from someone who usually enjoys those kind of movies as long as there's some cleverness, enthusiasm and talent behind it.
#Candy striper faceless gif movie
The suspense and enjoyment are non-existent, and the movie felt twice as long as it actually is. The special effects are pathetic, and not even funny pathetic, just cheap-looking and bad (especially the distortion CGI effect when the "creatures" die). Worse, you have 2 of the main guys, supposedly teenagers, that are balding. The acting is laughable and doesn't even reach TV soap quality, which would have been nice here actually. The writing is lame, the dialogue is cliché, and it doesn't even have those wonderfully corny one-liners you usually get in that type of movie. I actually make it sound better than it is. It takes place mostly in a hospital slowly being "overrun" by sexually aggressive women possessed by slugs. I would appreciate it if you liked this post if you use all or any of these gifs please. It also includes gifs from the cast and it’s in alphabetical order. It feels and plays like a cheap TV show with an extremely low budget, kind of a B-movie Goosebumps for teens. Below the cut is approximately 110 faceless gifs (since last update) varying in sizes and themes. With a title like that, you would expect some stripping and nudity, there's not much of it here on display except a couple of quick breast shots, nothing really past the half-way point. In case you were curious, the title refers to the female hospital volunteers in the US that wore white uniforms with red stripes.
Candy Stripers is just plain horrible, and not in a scary way, even by B-movie or Z-movie standards.
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